have you ever
wanted to reblog absolutely every thing somebody posts just to see if they notice?
April 2011
20 posts
Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)
Afroman
Afroman: Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)
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kicking it like donkey
swinging like mon key
Cross off the ones you've done →
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1. had sex
2. bought condoms
3. gotten pregnant
4. failed a class5. kissed a boy
6. kissed a girl
7. used a little paper bag for lunch8. had a job
9. slipped on ice
10. missed the school bus
11. left the house without my wallet/purse12. bullied someone on the internet
13. sexted14. had sex in public
15. played on a sports team
16. smoked weed17. smoked cigarettes
18. smoked a cigar
19. drank alcohol20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
21. been overweight
22. been underweight23. had an eating disorder
24. been to a wedding
25. made fun of someone for being fat
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight28. been late for work
29. been late for school
30. kissed someone in the rain31. showered with someone else
2. failed my drivers test3
3. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes
34. been outside my home country
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours
36. gotten my heart broken
37. had a credit card
38. been to a professional sports game49. broken a bone
40. been unhappy about my weight
41. won a trophy42. cut myself
43. had an STD
44. got engaged
45. been on a diet
46. tried out to be on a tv show
47. rode in a taxi48. been to prom
49. played in a drinking game
50. stayed up for 24 hours or more
51. been to a concert52. had a three-some
53. had a crush on someone of the same sex
54. been in a car accident
55. had braces
56. learned another language
57. killed an animal/bug
58. been at a yard sale
59. been to a japanese steakhouse60. wore make up
61. talked to someone via webcam
62. lost my virginity before I was 16
63. had my wisdom teeth taken out64. kissed someone a different race than myself
65. snuck out of the house
66. bought porn
67. had a virus on my computer
68. had oral sex
69. dyed my hair
70. gone skinny dipping71. graduated from college
72. wore someone else’s clothes
73. voted in a presidential election
74. rode in an ambulance75. rode in a helicopter
76. caught the stove on fire
77. got in a verbal fight
78. been on vacation
79. been on an airplane
80. been on a boat
81. had surgery.82. kissed someone before I was 14.
84. found something valuable on the ground
83. beat a video game85. made a survey
86. stalked someone on facebook/myspace
87. prank called someone
88. been to a library outside of school
89. spent over $100 shopping in one day
90. cut my hair and hated it
91. peed outside
92. went fishing
93. helped with charity94. taken a pregnancy test.
95. been rejected by a crush96. been suspended from school
97. broken a mirror
98. faked sick from school
99. owned a pet
100. been to six flags
ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE!!!
im late
the worst two fucking words ive ever heard
life
i wake up everyday and try to do something that would make my biographer shake his head and yell WHAT THE FUCK…
make every day wild
shiit
i got this girl that i pretty much love, but we got some tough shit right now. what do i do?
thoughts
i realized today that i am not from anywhere. the places i have been have died just like the person i was when i was there no longer exists. memories are the only constant. the future is unknown, the present is invisible. the past lives forever in how i experienced it.
tomorrow im gunna fry. i have deep questions to answer. anyone that wants to trip with me can as long as you have questions to answer
TODAY
17 years ago the icon of a generation passed
it is better to burn out than fade away
RIP Kurt
Play
Play
“The second you’re smart enough to recognize freedom, you’re no longer free.”
—Michael Larsen (Eyedea)
Play
story
i have a story to tell you
let me warn you theres no character development
and the plot is cliche
and the people are ordinary
its a choose your own adventure
all your choices go to the same page
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3 words
i love you
