What a wonderful day! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.– Anton Chekhov (via russian-literature)
pourituppppp: *seductively slips into existential melancholy*
Happy 10th Birthday to the Iraq War. You're old...
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the...– Frank Zappa (via skadadiddlyda) Well I’m doing college wrong then…
mrbutts: I went on a porn site with obvious intentions, but I got sidetracked. I am now watching a video where a man pisses himself, then proceeds to cover his entire body with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. He concludes by ejaculating onto a cream pie, and hitting himself in the face with it. I think my point here is that there is a fine line between niche pornography and postmodernist...
the fat cunt next to me is on skype, in the library. I should be allowed to kill him
CLASSLESS AND PROUD
When they come for me, I’ll be sitting at my desk With a gun in my hand, wearing a bulletproof vest singing “My, my, my, how the time does fly, when you know you’re going to die by the end of the night.”
Things happening today
yorks-missing-eye: residentfeline: randomgeeknamedbrent: A blue moon, a very rare occurrence. The funeral of Niel Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon. No wonder the moon is blue, its first human friend is dead. ;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;
GOD MY CLASS IS FULL OF IDIOTS.
The American Dream is dead.
shitmystudentswrite: The American Dream, just like George Washington, is dead. Unlike George Washington, however, no one ever bothered to bury the American Dream. Instead of giving the dream a proper burial, we’ve stood the old lady up like a scarecrow, perverted her with makeup and a boob job, and then sat her out by the statue of liberty to mock incoming immigrants.