May 2013
2 posts
“What a wonderful day! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.”
– Anton Chekhov (via russian-literature)
April 2013
2 posts
March 2013
8 posts
pourituppppp:
*seductively slips into existential melancholy*
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Happy 10th Birthday to the Iraq War. You're old...
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the...”
– Frank Zappa (via skadadiddlyda) Well I’m doing college wrong then…
February 2013
4 posts
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January 2013
7 posts
November 2012
1 post
mrbutts:
I went on a porn site with obvious intentions, but I got sidetracked.
I am now watching a video where a man pisses himself, then proceeds to cover his entire body with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. He concludes by ejaculating onto a cream pie, and hitting himself in the face with it.
I think my point here is that there is a fine line between niche pornography and postmodernist...
October 2012
2 posts
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September 2012
17 posts
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the fat cunt next to me is on skype, in the library. I should be allowed to kill him
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CLASSLESS AND PROUD
When they come for me, I’ll be sitting at my desk With a gun in my hand, wearing a bulletproof vest singing “My, my, my, how the time does fly, when you know you’re going to die by the end of the night.”
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Things happening today
yorks-missing-eye:
residentfeline:
randomgeeknamedbrent:
A blue moon, a very rare occurrence.
The funeral of Niel Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon. No wonder the moon is blue, its first human friend is dead.
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August 2012
14 posts
GOD MY CLASS IS FULL OF IDIOTS.
The American Dream is dead.
shitmystudentswrite:
The American Dream, just like George Washington, is dead. Unlike George Washington, however, no one ever bothered to bury the American Dream. Instead of giving the dream a proper burial, we’ve stood the old lady up like a scarecrow, perverted her with makeup and a boob job, and then sat her out by the statue of liberty to mock incoming immigrants.
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